Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar…

I came, I clicked,

Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.

💭Thoughts

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Respect is like manure. Use it where needed, and growth will flourish.
Spread it on too thick, and things just start to smell.

I take Viagra for my sun burn…
It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs when I sleep.

More jokes 👇

There are two identical twin brothers that live together…
When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex…
I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months…
Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes…
An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing…
A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink…