I came, I clicked,
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- There are two identical twin brothers that live togetherโฆ
- When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sexโฆ
- I hate that SEPTember, OCTober, NOVember, and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th monthsโฆ
- Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codesโฆ
- An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, โI hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcingโฆ
- A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drinkโฆ