When I was young, my father emphasized every day how important it was to wear a condom if I ever had sex…

I came, I clicked,

When I was young, my father emphasized every day how important it was to wear a condom if I ever had sex.
He said, “Any person willing to have sex with you will sleep with almost anyone else.”

👪Family
🍆Sex

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?: Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.

If you watch the world backwards it’s about a bunch of animals having sex until there are none left. That’s also what it’s about forwards.

More jokes 👇

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink…
After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me…
Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY!…
A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!…
I was having a conversation with a scammer the other day…
Damn girl, are you a piñata? …