😂 😯 😝

There was a homeless man with a sign that said “One dollar for dirty joke.”
It seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.

Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?”
Me: “John”

Homeless man: “So Johnny, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have?”
Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”
Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?”
Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?”
Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”

Homeless man: “Well Johnny, why do you know so much about black cock and so little about white pussy?”