I came, I clicked,
Three friends were bragging about who has the most sex.
The first guy starts, โY’all ain’t got nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch penis! I’ve slept with more than 1,000 women!โ
Second guy fires back, โOh yeah? Well I’m a top gynecologist at the highest rated hospital in the world. I make $800,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment me on my 12 inch penis and I’ve slept with well over 5,000 women.โ
Last guy chuckles, โI have you all beat. I fucked over all the readers who were expecting a punchline to this joke.โ
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