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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, โ€œPlease, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.โ€
The nun agreedโ€ฆ

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, โ€œSister, have you seen a soldier?โ€
The nun replied, โ€œHe went that way.โ€

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, โ€œI can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.โ€
The nun said, โ€œI understand completely.โ€
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of ballsโ€ฆ. I don’t want to go to Iraq either…”