My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer…

I came, I clicked,

My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer.
Wait. Never mind. That wasn’t my waiter.

A random joke?

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I wish I was as fat as I was the day I first thought I was fat.

I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement.
At least I think they’re vegan. They keep shouting ‘lettuce leaf!’

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