Family (73 jokes)

Wife: I’m pregnant.
Me: Hi pregnant, I’m Dad!
Wife: No you’re not.

• 🔥 Cheating
• Dad jokes
• 👫 Man and woman

Wife was breastfeeding.

Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in
Me: yeah he is really milking it

• Dad jokes

Wife was cleaning 12 year old son’s bedroom
When she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband “what do we do?”

Husband says “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

• 🍆 Sex