Dad jokes (57 jokes)

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it!

• 🐪 Animals

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

This joke never gets old.

Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

Wife: I’m pregnant.
Me: Hi pregnant, I’m Dad!
Wife: No you’re not.

• 🔥 Cheating
• 👪 Family
• 👫 Man and woman

Wife was breastfeeding.

Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in
Me: yeah he is really milking it

• 👪 Family

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry.

“Terry?!” you say laughing, “Terry’s a girls name!”
Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.
You have died of dissin’ Terry.

• 🔫 Guns