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- Three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes but nothing to light them with. What do they do?
- They throw one cigarette off the boat and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Today I saw an ad that said “radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. âA bacon tree ! We’re saved!â He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.