Dad jokes (56 jokes)

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What do you call children born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts
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What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes?
A pundemic.
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What has two butts and kills people?
Assassin
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What if Mike was short for Micycle?

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What’s it called when a King and Queen have no children?
A receding heir line…
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Where do little jokes come from?
Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
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Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
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Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
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Why does a a duck have feathers?
To cover its butt quack.
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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