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Animals (46 jokes)
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Dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible.
You’re not better than a stegosaurus.
- How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
- Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.
How to create a unicorn : kill a narwhal. Take his horn. Hammer it in a white horse’s head. Unicorn!
What? A dead one? Ungrateful bastard.
I admire the way my cat approaches new things in life:
“Can I eat it? No, ok, can I cuddle or sleep on it? Hmm, no ok. Useless.”
🔗View jokeIf you watch the world backwards it’s about a bunch of animals having sex until there are none left. That’s also what it’s about forwards.
🔗View jokeI now know that the thing I want MOST in the world is a parrot trained to say “OK Google”
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