I came, I clicked,
How to create a unicorn : kill a narwhal. Take his horn. Hammer it in a white horse’s head. Unicorn! What? A dead one? Ungrateful bastard.
How’s everyone holding up? It’s crazy out there. I’ve killed like fifteen zombies already. Why are they all carrying candy?
If animals weren’t meant to be eaten, THEN WHY ARE THEY MADE OF FOOD?
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