How to create a unicorn : kill a narwhal…

I came, I clicked,

How to create a unicorn : kill a narwhal. Take his horn. Hammer it in a white horse’s head. Unicorn!
What? A dead one? Ungrateful bastard.

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I met a Jewish girl and she asked for my number.
I told her we use names here.

I lost 40 pounds in one day and YOU CAN TOO if you cut off your leg

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