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Money (73 jokes)
See also:
- Bitcoin
- a bunch of computer code that a bunch of criminals, idealists and speculators agree is worth “real” money. Sadly, its real-money value swings widely, making it impractical except for criminals, idealists and speculators.
Breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map when the real treasure is the friendships they make along the way.
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Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing…
Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50
Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes.
Riceless.
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Dear Bo$$,
A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper report $ from Trevor Manuel?$ speech, the U$A economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion.
In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould show under$tanding for the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to our company.I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Charle$.
And the answer from the boss:
🔗View jokeDear Charles,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspapers are saying the world’s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. > >After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw.
You kNOw what I mean.Yours truly,
Harry
Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:
- Get up at 5:00AM every day
- 90 minutes of cardio
- Take a cold shower
- Journal
- Schedule out your day
- Dad owns Fortune 500 company
- Meditate
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will spend a fortune on gear he will only use twice a year.