Insults (56 jokes)

Imagine how slow the rest of your father’s sperm had to be, so that you somehow ended up the winner…

I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly.

I think my brain committed suicide. I can feel it bleeding. I live on the planet, with people like this. Somebody kill me now.

May your next shit be hedgehogs.

One time I put my hand in the microwave to warm it, and then I realized and I thought “wow I am the stupidest person in the world”. But now I apologize to myself. We have a new champion.

On the right side of your brain, there’s nothing right.
On the left side of your brain, there’s nothing left.

Our expectations for you were already low, but HOLY FUCK!

She only got two brain cells, and both of them are fighting for third place.

SOMEBODY HOLD ME BACK BEFORE I PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE actually forget it, just go (while i punch his face)

Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.