Insults (53 jokes)

The only culture you possess is bacteria.

These are the type of people who forget to breath and die; so I’ll just let it go. Natural selection will happen to them very soon.

When he says “I fucked your mom”, say:

• Disappointing your OWN parents just wasn’t enough?
• Good, shes been lonely since we buried her.
• Well I’m not fucking your mum: I’ve seen how her kids turn out
• At least I’m not her biggest disappointment anymore.
• Eye for an eye, I guess
• I wish you mom was worth fucking.
• Nice, I’ve been looking for a father figure.
• Yeah, and she’s still pissed you got shit on her strap-on.
• I dont think necrophilia is something to brag about
• Hope it was better than your mom, Christ what a sad night
• That’s a strange makeawish request
• Odd name for your dog but ok.
• Your own was not available this time, I see
• I’m gonna fuck your mom and give her a child she actually loves.
• Oh, so that’s why she looked so disappointed this morning?
• Now I know what she meant when she said ”I’m doing some charity work tonight.”
• It’s pretty impressive that you put in the effort to dig her up first
• I’ve been deeper inside her than you’ll ever be.

Whoever told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable like a coma?

Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want?

You are as a candle, better burnt out.

You are the human equivalent of a participation award.

You clearly have not been burdened by an over abundance of education.

You couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the side.