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Insults (53 jokes)

The only culture you possess is bacteria.

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These are the type of people who forget to breath and die; so I’ll just let it go. Natural selection will happen to them very soon.

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When he says “I fucked your mom”, say:

  • Disappointing your OWN parents just wasnโ€™t enough?
  • Good, shes been lonely since we buried her.
  • Well I’m not fucking your mum: I’ve seen how her kids turn out
  • At least Iโ€™m not her biggest disappointment anymore.
  • Eye for an eye, I guess
  • I wish you mom was worth fucking.
  • Nice, I’ve been looking for a father figure.
  • Yeah, and she’s still pissed you got shit on her strap-on.
  • I dont think necrophilia is something to brag about
  • Hope it was better than your mom, Christ what a sad night
  • Thatโ€™s a strange makeawish request
  • Odd name for your dog but ok.
  • Your own was not available this time, I see
  • I’m gonna fuck your mom and give her a child she actually loves.
  • Oh, so thatโ€™s why she looked so disappointed this morning?
  • Now I know what she meant when she said โ€Iโ€™m doing some charity work tonight.โ€
  • It’s pretty impressive that you put in the effort to dig her up first
  • I’ve been deeper inside her than you’ll ever be.
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Whoever told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.

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Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable like a coma?

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Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want?

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You are as a candle, better burnt out.

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You are the human equivalent of a participation award.

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You clearly have not been burdened by an over abundance of education.

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You couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the side.

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