Insults (53 jokes)

I’d challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.

I don’t care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

I dont think i’m better than you because of my interests.
I think i’m better than you because I am better than you.

I envy people who haven’t met you.

If there was an Eleventh Commandment, they would have broken that too.

• ✝️ Christian

“If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be?”
“I’d be you and shut the fuck up.”

I have neither the time not the crayons to explain it to you.

I know you disapprove of swearing so I’ll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!

Imagine how slow the rest of your father’s sperm had to be, so that you somehow ended up the winner…

I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly.