Insults (55 jokes)

You clearly have not been burdened by an over abundance of education.

You couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the side.

You got an IQ that matches your shoe size.

You haven’t been yourself lately. We’ve all noticed the improvement.

You look like a before picture.

You look like a visible fart.

You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

You, my friend, are a piece of foam.

Your birth certificate is nothing but an apology from the condom factory.

You’re impossible to underestimate.