Insults (53 jokes)

You got an IQ that matches your shoe size.

You haven’t been yourself lately. We’ve all noticed the improvement.

You look like a before picture.

You look like a visible fart.

You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

You, my friend, are a piece of foam.

Your birth certificate is nothing but an apology from the condom factory.

You’re impossible to underestimate.

You’re more useless than a bag of dicks without a handle.

You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.