When he says "I fucked your mom", say:
- Disappointing your OWN parents just wasn’t enough?
- Good, shes been lonely since we buried her.
- Well I'm not fucking your mum: I've seen how her kids turn out
- At least I’m not her biggest disappointment anymore.
- Eye for an eye, I guess
- I wish you mom was worth fucking.
- Nice, I've been looking for a father figure.
- Yeah, and she's still pissed you got shit on her strap-on.
- I dont think necrophilia is something to brag about
- Hope it was better than your mom, Christ what a sad night
- That’s a strange makeawish request
- Odd name for your dog but ok.
- Your own was not available this time, I see
- I'm gonna fuck your mom and give her a child she actually loves.
- Oh, so that’s why she looked so disappointed this morning?
- Now I know what she meant when she said ”I’m doing some charity work tonight.”
- It's pretty impressive that you put in the effort to dig her up first
- I've been deeper inside her than you'll ever be.
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