One time I put my hand in the microwave to warm it, and then I realized and I thought “wow I am the stupidest person in the world”. But now I apologize to myself. We have a new champion.
Short joke 👇
SOMEBODY HOLD ME BACK BEFORE I PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE actually forget it, just go (while i punch his face)
More jokes 👇
- These are the type of people who forget to breath and die; so I’ll just let it go
- Fox News: “Why did America waste money landing on a comet?”…
- If you choose an answer to this question at random what is the chance you will be correct? …
- I think my brain committed suicide
- “The average person is dumb, and half of them are dumber than that”…
- Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want?