Fox News: “Why did America waste money landing on a comet?”
Scientist: “This is a European mission.”
Fox News: “Why didn’t America get there first?”
Short joke 👇
QA Engineer walks into a bar.
Orders a beer.
Orders 0 beers.
Orders 999999999 beers.
Orders a lizard.
Orders -1 beers.
Orders a sfdeljkn
More jokes 👇
- I’m so disappointed that a group of squid isn’t called a squad
- If you choose an answer to this question at random what is the chance you will be correct? …
- There is no features
- QA Engineer walks into a bar…
- One time I put my hand in the microwave to warm it, and then I realized and I thought “wow I am the stupidest person in the world”
- “The average person is dumb, and half of them are dumber than that”…