She only got two brain cells, and both of them are fighting for third place.
Short joke 👇
I think my brain committed suicide. I can feel it bleeding. I live on the planet, with people like this. Somebody kill me now.
More jokes 👇
- “There are two things in the world you never wanna let people see how you make them: laws and sausages…
- How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? …
- These are the type of people who forget to breath and die; so I’ll just let it go
- Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want?
- You’re impossible to underestimate
- You are the human equivalent of a participation award