I came, I clicked,
I took an elevator up to the 80th floor for a meeting.
As I was getting out, the operator said, โHave a good day, son.โ
I frowned and said, โDonโt call me son. Youโre not my dad.โ
He scratched his head and said, โNoโฆ but I brought you up, didnโt I?โ
After the meeting, I got back on the elevator to head down, and the same operator was there.
Neither of us said a word.
When we reached the ground floor, he looked at me and said, โIโm sorry.โ
โBecause you called me son?โ I asked.
He shook his head.
โNo, sonโฆ because I let you down.โ
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