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A German, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Brit are debating philosophy.

The question arises: What separates man from the animals?

“Technology,” says the German. “Other creatures use tools, but none can match the engineering feats we’ve accomplished. It is our industry that separates us from the beasts.”

“I disagree,” says the Italian. “It is food. Animals eat, but they do not cook. Humans create incredible dishes and endless combinations that make eating one of life’s greatest pleasures.”

“I say it’s art,” declares the Frenchman. “No other creature can create art. Since the earliest days of humanity, we’ve painted, sculpted, written, and composed. Wild animals can never know the deep emotion inspired by a beautiful work of art.”

The Brit sits quietly, sipping his tea.

After several moments, the Frenchman, growing impatient, asks,

“Well, what about you? What do you think separates man from the animals?”

The Brit takes another sip of tea and replies…

“The English Channel.”