I’m like an avocado: only pleasant for a short period of time, and it’s up to you to figure out when that is

I came, I clicked,

I’m like an avocado: only pleasant for a short period of time, and it’s up to you to figure out when that is.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

You know you’re old when the bins go out more than you do.

Under no circumstances should humanity create machines in our own image. I mean, have you met us?

More jokes 👇

A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan…
A wealthy politician released her tax returns for the public to view, according to custom…
🌓🌎🌞 ← lunar eclipse…
They say God only gives us what we can handle…
So when Jesus starts a holiday dinner with “one of you will betray me” it’s amazing and dramatic and evidence of his prophetic gifting, but when *I* do it I’m “just doing it for attention” and “either gonna to have to stop doing that every time or not be invited next year”?
I was standing in the line at McDonald’s yesterday and just as I got to the counter my boyfriend kissed me and then loudly said “you are the best sister ever” and walked away