I came, I clicked,
I play the accordion, and one morning I woke up and realized I had left it in the back seat of my car after a gig, fully exposed! I threw on some clothes, rushed downstairs to the car and it was just as I feared. The back window was smashed, and there beside my accordion, were two more accordions.
Short joke 👇
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