I came, I clicked,
No debt
Ideal weight
8+ hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol
No stress
This was my peak. I was 7.
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More jokes 👇
- Villains always have a PhDโฆ
- I bet you enjoy your bananas for the shape instead of flavor
- There is a new guy at work called Wayne Bruce, and I said “ah, manbat, my old Nemesis”โฆ
- I play the accordion, and one morning I woke up and realized I had left it in the back seat of my car after a gig, fully exposed! I threw on some clothes, rushed downstairs to the car and it was just as I feared
- A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studiesโฆ