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QA Engineer walks into a bar.
Orders a beer.
Orders 0 beers.
Orders 999999999 beers.
Orders a lizard.
Orders -1 beers.
Orders a sfdeljkn
“Software is the only business in which adding extra lanes to the Golden Gate bridge would be called maintenance”
(David Tilbrook)
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said Sven, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, “Twenty one feet, six inches,” and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, “Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!”
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What I thought dating a software engineer would be like: “honey, I got an AI robot maid to do all our cooking for us”.
What dating a software engineer is actually like: “if that microwave connects to the internet we’re heating all our food with a blowtorch from now on”
Who needs the dang metric system when we have a perfectly good system of measurement based off the foot size of and old English king?
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