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Disability (20 jokes)
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My wife said to me “If I ever get Alzheimers I would commit suicide rather than burdening you with me”
I said “Thats the fifth time you’ve said that today”
Not sure I’ve laughed more in a game than reading the files of my soldiers in Valkyria Chronicles. “Allergic to sand” was a good one.
🔗View jokeSome people manage their chronic illness with green smoothies and pilates.
I manage mine with sarcasm and a dark sense of humor.
You know, whatever works for you.
They told me I wouldn’t be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic
But so far I’ve made three jugs and a vase and they are lovely.
- What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas?
- No idea. She hasn’t opened her present yet.
- What do you call a dog with no legs?
- Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.