I came, I clicked,
Man is walking through park. He sees a girl in a wheelchair crying.
“What’s wrong?” man asks.
“Never been kissed before” girl says.
Man kisses her and she goes home happy.
Next day man walking through same park. Sees girl in wheelchair again crying.
“What’s wrong?” man asks.
“Never been wined and dined before” girl says.
So man takes her out for a beautiful meal, gets her drunk and wheels her off home.
Again man walks through park following day. Girl still in wheelchair crying.
“What’s wrong?” Asks man.
“Never been fucked before” says girl.
So man picks up girl and throws her in the river:
“Well you’re fucked now”
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