I came, I clicked,
My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!”
I thought, “Man, what a weird way to start a conversation.”
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their storiesโฆ
- Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? โฆ
- Man is walking through parkโฆ
- A Marine returns from duty in Iraq and is immediately reassigned to a remote location in Afghanistanโฆ
- When you say “poop” your mouth moves the same way your anus does when you poopโฆ
- I told my wife that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our road except one!โฆ