I told my wife that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our road except one!…

I came, I clicked,

I told my wife that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our road except one!
“I bet it’s the snooty bitch at number twenty three,” she replied.

🍆Sex

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

The question “Would you rather watch porn with or of your parents?” perfectly split the bar last night based solely on nationality. Strange.

Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help.
She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night.

More jokes 👇

Son: “Dad, I have to do a special report for school…
When you say “poop” your mouth moves the same way your anus does when you poop…
My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!”…
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”…
A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathon…
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? …