My wife said to me “If I ever get Alzheimers I would commit suicide rather than burdening you with me”…

I came, I clicked,

My wife said to me “If I ever get Alzheimers I would commit suicide rather than burdening you with me”
I said “Thats the fifth time you’ve said that today”

🦽Disability
👵Geriatry

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Picking the most inappropriate background music for class project on Alzheimer’s disease: “somebody that I used to know”

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?: To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

More jokes 👇

A guy goes into the US Postal Services to apply for a job…
My girlfriend broke up with me for being too “un-American”…
Jack goes to his buddy Bob…
A weasel walks into a bar…
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are…
A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past…