I came, I clicked,
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “what’s your blood type?”
“I’m probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Short joke 👇
I’m giving up masturbating for an entire month.
Sorry, bad punctuation.
I’m giving up. Masturbating for an entire month.
More jokes 👇
- I’m like an avocado: only pleasant for a short period of time, and it’s up to you to figure out when that is
- The taste of their food and the face of their women made the British man the best sailors in the world
- It is winter, and two neighbors are standing and talking…
- They say God only gives us what we can handle…
- So when Jesus starts a holiday dinner with “one of you will betray me” it’s amazing and dramatic and evidence of his prophetic gifting, but when *I* do it I’m “just doing it for attention” and “either gonna to have to stop doing that every time or not be invited next year”?
- I was standing in the line at McDonald’s yesterday and just as I got to the counter my boyfriend kissed me and then loudly said “you are the best sister ever” and walked away