I came, I clicked,
It’s easy to have the courage of a lion, they’re gigantic and have claws and no natural predators.
Instead, have the courage of the guinea pig, a two pound meat potato with zero offensive or defensive abilities, that will scream at an ape a hundred times its size if their lettuce it too wilty.
Short joke 👇
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