I came, I clicked,
wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- [I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says “I’m leaving and I’m taking the kids”]โฆ
- When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fightโฆ
- Still engaged in your experiment to prove a maximum threshold of human idiocy? Good for you! Very empirical of you
- CANADIAN: Let’s watch a movieโฆ
- I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gasโฆ
- I hate lazy peopleโฆ