I can’t believe Leonardo DiCaprio yelled “I’m on top of the world” from the Titanic, a ship, that was at sea…

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I can’t believe Leonardo DiCaprio yelled “I’m on top of the world” from the Titanic, a ship, that was at sea. at sea level.
The scientifically lowest altitude in the world.

He was nowhere near the top, he was literally at the bottom. What a stupid idiot.

🔬Scientist

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

We are Schrodinger’s cats
We are legion
We may be alive
We may be dead
Expect us (or not)

Scientist: “My findings are meaningless if taken out of context.”
Media: Scientist claims “Findings are meaningless.”

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