I came, I clicked,
Today, I shocked the hell out of the postman by opening the door completely naked.
I’m not sure what surprised him most: my nudity, or the fact that I know where he lives.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- Superman is out flying and sees Wonder Woman naked on a rooftop with her legs wide open and moaning in delightโฆ
- A perfectly triangular lake has 3 kingdoms on its 3 sidesโฆ
- A reporter walks into a bar in a small Louisiana townโฆ
- I’m a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their spermโฆ
- We were having sex the other night and to my surprise my wife started punching me in the faceโฆ
- The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them “Scraps”โฆ