I came, I clicked,
The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them “Scraps”. They started crying. Spoiled brats, it’s really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying.
And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.
Short joke 👇
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- A sixth grade teacher asks her class how many were Trump fansโฆ
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