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A sixth grade teacher asks her class how many were Trump fans.
Despite them not knowing what a Trump fan was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well, all except for little Timmy.
The teacher looks over to little Timmy and asks, โTimmy, why are you being different again?โ
He says, โwell, because I’m not a Trump fan.โ
โWhy aren’t you a Trump fan?โ
โBecause I’m a democrat.โ
The teacher snuffs and says, โoh really? Why are you a democrat?โ
He responds, โwell, my mom is a democrat, my dad is a democrat, so I’m a democrat.โ
She then says, โOh really? Then what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?โ
Little Timmy smiles and says, โa Trump fan.โ
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