I call my wife Bambi…

I came, I clicked,

I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it’s because she’s cute with big brown eyes…
But in reality it’s because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle.

🤷‍♀️In-laws
👫Man and woman

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with.
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.

Men, when you get into an argument with your wife, remember: she doesn’t want to hear your opinion. She wants to hear HER opinion in a deeper voice.

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