I came, I clicked,
“I’m autistic.”
“Does that mean you take things literally?”
“No, you’re thinking of kleptomaniacs.”
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- “If I had time travel, I’d kill Hitler”โฆ
- I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”โฆ
- Almost every hand you’ve shaken have had a dick in it at some point
- Frederick is the best name because it has 6 names in it
- I like your hair! Can I pull it from behind?