I came, I clicked,
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I took off her shirt.
Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I took off her skirt.
“Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes.
“Now take off my bra and panties.” and so I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.”
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