I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the video…

I came, I clicked,

I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the video…
He was super psyched, until I fucked the pizza guy.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension.
She said she just can’t take it any longer.

My mother used to tuck me in every night
She always wanted a girl :(

More jokes 👇

A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch…
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain…
I took off her shirt…
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild…
My housemates are convinced our house is haunted…
A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks “How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?”…