I came, I clicked,
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
More jokes 👇
- I asked my mum “How much is a couple?”โฆ
- I took off her shirtโฆ
- To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinnerโฆ
- I wasn’t allowed in a fraternity in college because I was circumcisedโฆ
- I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the videoโฆ
- My housemates are convinced our house is hauntedโฆ