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One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Naturally, she was very upset.

โ€œYou are a disrespectful pig!โ€ she cried. โ€œHow dare you do this to me! I'm a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!โ€

The husband replied, โ€œHang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.โ€

โ€œGo ahead,โ€ she sobbed, โ€œbut they'll be the last words you'll say to me!โ€

So the husband began, โ€œWell, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night. The ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments!
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.โ€

The husband took a quick breath and continued, โ€œShe was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and saidโ€ฆโ€ โ€œDo you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?โ€