I came, I clicked,
Give a man a fish and you’ll feed him for a day.
Teach a man to embrace the paradoxes of quantum mechanics and he’ll give himself the same fish over and over again in an eternal loop of temporal torment.
More jokes 👇
- You think Chewbacca had a human dick or one of those red rocket things like dogs have? โฆ
- I know I can’t have your virginity, but can I play with the box it came in?
- One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young womanโฆ
- I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people
- The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milkโฆ
- The patient says, โGive me the bad news first!โโฆ