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Scientist (70 jokes)

What happens if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?
Well that’s just a wireless hose
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What idiot called it a “randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo” and not “trick or treatment”?

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What’s a work life balance and should we buy one for the lab?

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What’s the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted one?
The extroverted looks at your shoes, rather than at his own shoes
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When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
That’s Arkham’s Razor.

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Who needs the dang metric system when we have a perfectly good system of measurement based off the foot size of and old English king?

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Why didn’t 4 ask out 5
Because he was 2².

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WHY HAVE NONE OF YOU TOLD ME THAT 1337% OF π IS 42?!

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You can always spot extroverted mathematicians — they’re the ones who look at your feet.

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Zombie : Scientific name Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus.

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