Scientist (75 jokes)

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says:
“I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says:
“I’ll have some H2O too.”
Then he dies.

We are Schrodinger’s cats
We are legion
We may be alive
We may be dead
Expect us (or not)

What do we want?
TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it?
THAT’S IRRELEVANT!

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.

• 🍔 Food
• 🍩 Overweight

What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?

Diabetes.

• 🍔 Food

What happens if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?

Well that’s just a wireless hose

• 💭 Thoughts

What idiot called it a “randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo” and not “trick or treatment”?

What’s a work life balance and should we buy one for the lab?

What’s the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted one?

The extroverted looks at your shoes, rather than at his own shoes

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
That’s Arkham’s Razor.

• 🧙‍♂️ Fantasy