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Scientist (70 jokes)

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I liked this paper, but it’s a pity the tables and graphs were on the page they were discussed instead of hidden at the end
No one. Ever
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I’ll bet the best part of being a scientist is constantly having your hard work and research questioned by people who spent every science class peeling glue from their hands.

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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…
There would be mass confusion.

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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight? there would be mass confusion.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
But, in practice, there is.

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Is 25.8069 the root of all evil?

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I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t understand.

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Like the ski resort full of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.

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🌓🌎🌞 ← lunar eclipse

🌎🌓🌞 ← solar eclipse

🌎🌞🌗 ← apocalypse

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My girlfriend is leaving me saying I am not American enough.
Saw it coming a kilometer away.

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