Man and woman (114 jokes)

Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?

Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.

Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Me: You promise not to get mad no matter what i say?
Wife: Yes
Me: I fucked your sister

• 🔥 Cheating
• 🍩 Overweight

Wife: I’m pregnant.
Me: Hi pregnant, I’m Dad!
Wife: No you’re not.

• 🔥 Cheating
• Dad jokes
• 👪 Family

Zuckerberg: “the more you know about a person, the better conversation you can have with them.”
Obviously the guy has never been married.

• 🖥️ Technology