I came, I clicked,
I want to watch a zombie movie where the real threat is the general dumbassery of mankind. Like people deliberately getting bit to prove they’re fine after, campaigning for zombie rights, trying to reason with them, refusing a cure or vaccine when one is found, etc.
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